Would you drink there?

Posted by The Mole at 4:44 pm on Monday June 22, 2009

According to a piece in a UK newspaper, May and Clarkson have talked about opening a pub after they’ve finished doing the telly show: “One day we’ll have a pub because I’m quite into beer, Jeremy likes his wine, and we both like eating,” James said.

“It wouldn’t be a branding exercise where we turn up occasionally like Gordon Ramsay does. We would actually serve you all the time – beer, wine, pies and fishfinger sandwiches – and we’d live upstairs.”

James went on to say they’d have to do it soon, but that neither of them are very good at holding their drink.

But what would they call it?

Clarkson’s Arms? Top Gear Dog and Fox? The Prince of May’s?

Let us know what you think.

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  1. spandau tango said...
    Monday June 22, 2009 at 10:42 pm Link to comment Report comment

    top gear uk,you are just a pack of bozos ,f off……….

  2. LightSpeedster192 said...
    Monday June 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm Link to comment Report comment

    spandau tango? do you hate top gear? Because if you do then why are you even registered onto this site!?

  3. spandau tango said...
    Monday June 22, 2009 at 11:15 pm Link to comment Report comment

    lightspeed192.can you not read,top gear uk you numb skull,we have our own now.or are you in england,if so ,why are you here.

  4. justrhysism said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 1:43 am Link to comment Report comment

    That would be an awesome pub. It would forever be packed out though. They would really have to consider the fact that they will be absolutely flat out every single night.

  5. Rich said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 10:42 am Link to comment Report comment

    On the one hand, it would be a perfect site-seeing spot for people on holidays in England… on the other hand, those 2 would have to get sick of signing autographs whilst trying to pour a pint.

    The name? Well it’s May and Clarkson, so… “The toff and monkey.”

  6. Arrowracer said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 4:59 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Spandau Ballet, please do us all a favour and f*** right off.

  7. james said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 8:24 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hey guys you should call it
    the TG’S PUB OF POWER or something like that
    and also i want to know, when are you comin back to Australia for a show because i missed the last one. anyway cheers

  8. james said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm Link to comment Report comment

    i just thought of another name.

    ambitious but crap.. lol yeh its a hard to think about it
    cya

  9. Drinker said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 9:45 pm Link to comment Report comment

    You could call it “THE DRINK AND DRIVE INN”

  10. chris said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 11:07 pm Link to comment Report comment

    could call it the “cocking about at mays and clarksons country pub” which ever name they call it they are famous around the world and also it would be a awesome place 2 hear there stories about why they do the unusual but very successful approach 2 car testing

  11. spandau tango said...
    Tuesday June 23, 2009 at 11:45 pm Link to comment Report comment

    arrowracer,IT IS YOU WHO IS GETTING F,,,ED,you pomy retard.

  12. raff said...
    Wednesday June 24, 2009 at 6:30 pm Link to comment Report comment

    get F***ED spandau tango, not one F***ING person on this site likes you. If you like TGA thats fine (i think everyone should give it a chance, its getting better), but remember there would not be any TGA if it wasnt for the great Top Gear UK.

    Also, the longer we have to wait for the pub the better, cause I dont want Top Gear to end any time soon.

  13. spandau tango said...
    Wednesday June 24, 2009 at 7:59 pm Link to comment Report comment

    riff raff you are a foul mouthed scum bag bogan pomy ,get lost.

  14. Jonno said...
    Thursday June 25, 2009 at 8:47 am Link to comment Report comment

    I think it’s a great idea but would they really live upstairs, and cook. Naybe they could introduce a new dish called “huge cow that jeremy pulled off the side of the road” with chips or salad.

    Also james says that he’ll do it when they finish top gear. Why does top gear ever have to finish it would ruin my world and i’d go into the fetal position for three months if it ever came off the air

  15. Jonno said...
    Thursday June 25, 2009 at 8:48 am Link to comment Report comment

    who is spandau tango and why does he want to ruin our peaceful anglo-australian site.

  16. L J C said...
    Thursday June 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Call the pub top gear arms, so that anyone that comes to the pub can carry a pistol or bow and arrow and have a pint or two, maybe even gorden ramsay could be the star chef or jamie oliver, so if people like spandau thinga me jig come in the chefs could tell him to leave ie, F()k Off,and if there is anyone who doesnt like top gear whether its the oz or pommy one they should be shot by customers. Have a nice Day!

  17. spandau tango said...
    Thursday June 25, 2009 at 9:10 pm Link to comment Report comment

    who am i,i am the host for top gear afganastan,binladen asked me to terorise the top gear site.

  18. Turkey said...
    Tuesday June 30, 2009 at 3:28 pm Link to comment Report comment

    Spandau Tango…. How hard to you take it up the arse

  19. spandau tango said...
    Tuesday June 30, 2009 at 8:19 pm Link to comment Report comment

    no im not available turkey,just go to your nearest public toilet

  20. spandau tango said...
    Tuesday June 30, 2009 at 11:59 pm Link to comment Report comment

    shooting turkeys is a great pasttime

  21. Turkey said...
    Friday July 3, 2009 at 11:16 pm Link to comment Report comment

    How do you know to go to a public toilet…. im guessing from experience

  22. Turkey said...
    Friday July 3, 2009 at 11:17 pm Link to comment Report comment

    and past time is 2 words

  23. holden chick34 said...
    Friday August 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm Link to comment Report comment

    hey spandau tango,enough of the name calling and bullying.UK top gear gr8 so is
    aussie top gear.dont think the show will finish any time soon cause it’s too popular.if JC and JM got a pub together it’d be a ripper!think of all the memeorabila they’d be able to fill the pub
    up with.

  24. Bill Bartmann said...
    Wednesday September 2, 2009 at 11:13 am Link to comment Report comment

    Cool site, love the info.

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