Transmission – BBC Top Gear Australia

At the risk of sounding like some father and son team trying to offload average rugs at above average prices in some shady warehouse (“tell ‘em the price, son!), we’ve gone outtake crazy here at TG.com.

That’s right, Top Gearians, every single unseen clip and blunder from season 13 has now been loaded into our video player for your perusing pleasure. And there’s plenty to get through, so prepare for an extremely unproductive work day.

Right, first up we’ve got the three cracking off-cuts from the cars for young people film:

Hammond killls time by planning to kill May as they wait for Clarkson to catch up

Clarkson shows off his newly damaged finger. Shame it happens to be his favourite one

Attack of the cow poo and the million quid tissue

Next we’ve got the two awesome clips from the great mail race film:

Hammond and May play the longest game of seat-heater tag ever

And the attack of the in-car camera

Next we go to that small cars we love to hate episode:

The boys discuss the fine, but mostly the not so fine points of their choices

And Clarkson goes on and on (and on, and on, and on) about his hatred for his car

Now, onto a clip from the final episode in the series, the one with the new VW ad:

Here’s May’s awful Scirocco song in full

Next up it’s another couple of our faves, this time from the classic car rally:

Here May walks Maddie through the finer points of navigation…

And the boys search for the world’s biggest car bore turns up some surprising results

And finally, here’s a couple of unseen clips from the ice race episode:

Clarkson and Hammond buy each other gifts straight out of the 1980s

And the boys try to stitch Clarkson up with some bogus tool buying tips

And there you have it folks, we promised, and we delivered. Now, get clicking!